Bird is the Word
B-b-b-bird, bird, bird. Bird is the word.
One day, Prince Azquila was sitting high up on a rocky perch, when he spied a Lapina far below him.
The Lapina waved hello.
Prince Azquila nodded back.
Then the Lapina called out, “Oh Great Prince, would you mind terribly if I rested here a while like you?”
Prince Azquila nodded his approval, and the Lapina quietly sat down to rest.
A moment later, a Dire Wolf jumped out from a nearby bush, killed the Lapina, and dragged her off for dinner.
The moral of the story?
If you want to sit around and do nothing, you should be sitting very, very high up.
Please note this Event only applies to Steam, iOS and Android versions of the game.