CONSOLE: Stoned in the Spire
Last night we rocked!
New Troop: Obsidian Golem
What is it with mages, shamans, and sorcerers always wanting to make Golems out of the most dramatic, expensive, and indestructible materials available?
Here is our list of the top 10 things we wish some trailblazing wizard would construct a Golem from:
Number 10: The Cake Golem – With the added bonus of having multiple flavors
Number 9: The Whipped Cream Golem – Might go well with the Cake Golem too
Number 8: The Kitten Golem – Thousands of kittens stuck together, controlled by a hive mind!
Number 7: The Weed Golem – 420 Life Points but susceptible to burning.
Number 6: The Lint Golem – Belly button lint will finally have a use
Number 5: The Underwear Golem – Might finally explain where the missing socks and boxers go
Number 4: The Golem Golem – Very meta – a golem made up of smaller golems.
Number 3: The Chuck Norris Golem – Okay, it’s not a Golem, just Chuck Norris with a funny hat.
Number 2: The Beer Golem – Very handy for the post-battle celebration.
Number 1: The Bacon Golem – Bacon > Everything. Defeat him and eat him!
New Legendary Troop: Gog and Gud
Thrown out of Ettin society at a young age for being too stupid to remember which one was which, Gog and Gud grew up in an idyllic setting on the terrifyingly-dangerous slopes of the Broken Spire. They spent their childhood pranking each other by smashing large rocks on each others’ foreheads; this was easy, as neither of them ever seemed to pay attention to anything that wasn’t shiny. As they grew a little older, they progressed to playing Goose-the-Rhynax, but upon reaching adulthood decided the whole rocks-and-foreheads thing had actually been pretty good fun, so they took that back up again.
Gog and Gud are living proof that if you can survive 3-4 cases of major head trauma every day, you turn out to be mostly indestructible.
There will be a bonus troop, Lady Ironbeard, available in Glory Bundles this week.
Also being added straight to chests is the Rock Spirit.
Please note this Event only applies to PS4 and XBox One versions of the game.