The Bogstein Strangler
Don’t go into the Marshes at Night….
New Troop: Marsh Strangler
When Marsh Stranglers fight,
it’s called an Angry Strangler Battle
And when they battle at an angle,
it’s an Angry Strangler Angled Battle.
When Marsh Stranglers battle and they mangle and entangle,
they call it an Angry Strangler mangle tangle battle.
When Stranglers battle Stranglers in a mangle tangle battle
while entangled at an angle in a tangle that’s new-fangled…
…they call this a new-fangled Angry Strangler mangle tangle angle battle.
When Stranglers fight these battles at an angle while entangled
and they’re tangled with a Mongo who’s been dangled like a drongo…
…they call this a drongo Mongo angry Strangler mangle tangle dangle battle.
(thank you for the inspiration, Dr. Seuss!)
New Troop: Bog Strider
Unlike the rather silly Marsh Strangler who enjoys children’s poetry, the Bogstrider prefers a nice simple stride through the marshes, where he can look large and menacing in a gentlemanly manner.
Please note this Event only applies to Steam, iOS and Android versions of the game.