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Owl be watching you! New Troop: Strygik It's a little known fact that owls really aren't very bright. They might LOOK smart, but that's mainly because of their large eyes. When it comes to their walnut-sized brains, once you

We've spared no expense. New Troop: Mosasaurus How to survive a Mosasaurus attack: 1: Don't swim in the ocean. Ninety-nine percent of all Mosasaurus attacks take place in exceptionally large bodies of water also known as oceans. The way to determine if

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New Mythic Troop: The Worldbreaker You need to feel sorry for any animal that is JUST SO DELICIOUS, you can't stop eating it

Happy Thanksgiving, Adventurers! It's the most featherful time of the year, as the Great Moa Invasion has begun! The migratory patterns of Moas are surprisingly predictable (for a creature with a brain the size of broad bean) so it's this

I love the smell of Krystara in the morning! New Troop: Flame Troll Unlike some of their under-bridge-dwelling cousins, these Trolls like things heated-up a little. They often dwell on the fringes of populated areas, where they are known to pop out,

What's the time, Mister Wolf? New Troop: Monster Muncher Ever wondered what a Manticore tastes like? Well, Ralph the Ogre did, and so he set out on a long journey from his home in the north towards the Leonis Empire. On the way,

Hang five, dude! New Troop: Waverider The Waveriders of Merlantis have traditionally been both scouts and supports of their army. Fast through the water, and able to summon and ride waves, they are Merlantis' eyes and ears. In times of battles,